This year I made some hair dryer holders for my wife and her
sisters. Below is the one I made for world’s prettiest woman:
Product Description: The item above was made from 100%
renewal wood logs harvested from a forest of such descriptions. It was cut
using an assortment of blades ranging from two to three inches long jammed up
into a motor which used a up-down motion to create a loud noise. (The creator’s
hearing is still uncheck – doctors papers to come later)
In addition to the loud noise, the blades created pounds of white
flaky materials that are readily combustible. Not to be out done, the creator through
on layers of smelly flammable liquid to achieve to desired color.
The item was held together with ore dug from the ground spun
at high speeds into the flat renewal logs. Lucky for the creator, and his wife,
spinning ore did not create enough friction to ignite the combustible flaky
material or the flammable liquid. The fire sticks used on the flat logs also
did not ignite any of the dangerous items used.
Legal disclaimer: no animals were used in the making of this
product nor were any of the spinning ore, flammable liquid, combustible flaky
material or flat logs tested upon any animals while in the possession of the
item creator.
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